A partial list of things that mystify*/intimidate me:
1. Fabric softener
2. Haircut places
3. Febreeze
4. Manicures/ pedicures
5. Carpet shampoo
A partial list of things which used to mystify me but which I'm now comfortable with:
1. Juice boxes
2. Mapquest
3. Massages
4. Ziplock bags
* I don't mean mystify as in "it mystifies me why anyone would buy styrofoam-wrapped chicken pieces from the store when they could just raise, feed, butcher, clean, and pluck their own chickens in the backyard."** I mean, these things confuse me. Like--how do you do them? How do they work? How do you...ask for what you need?
** "Butcher, clean and pluck" are three words which will intimidate me IN PERPETUITY.
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