#1. is there anyone on earth as cheerful-looking as Yo-yo Ma? There can't be. Also, I attended a master class he gave once where he came out smiling that smile and shaking the acolytes' hands, etc. With plastic vampire teeth in.
He took the teeth out for the master class, though. Most of it.
#2. Them oaths of office sure are a mouthful.
#3. Woot! We got ourselves a new president!
#4. Okay, gotta concentrate. Speech, etc.
#5. I feel a little like we're getting lectured by the principal. I DIG it.